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myopia
telling it like it is... (with reservations)
I survived V-Day! *thunderous applause* I make it sound like the Hiroshima bomb drop but nevertheless that's one valid way of looking at it, minus the psychological pain that lasts for forty years or more.
I got by through copious amounts of strawberry ice cream, unhealthy tooth-breaking junk food, self-pity and two Ridley Scott movies: Blade Runner + Matchstick Men. (My teeth still ache from the junk food binge.) What a day. (Alison Lohman is 20+ years old??? Holy craps. She looks pre-menstrual. Makes me want to see White Oleander again.)
Hector came in today with a Chocolate Mousse cake from Red Ribbon, which was a four-day late response to my insatiable craving to said cake last Monday during Sci10. (RV and I got by with cheapy imitations from Matcha Green Tea.) Said cake = mmmmmmm. (There goes the last of my diet.) Diabetes here I come.
Today I'm wearing black because it's our Six Characters Report day! I'm including my minipaper here because it gave me nosebleed to write about it so I want everyone else's noses to bleed too. It's good to bleed. I'm reminded of the song "Bleed For Me" by Saliva which is Track 3 of the Daredevil album. Mmm, good times. In the olden times when people were stupider and condoms were made of sheep intestine, they cured people of exotic diseases by bleeding them out. Which eventually killed them because they didn't know any better.
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Online text of Pirandello's Six Characters in Search of an Author
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The best part about this is I made all this fit in a single page. Sylfaen, font size 11, absolutely no margins or spacing. "Kadufie" is a made-up name. Although one can probably use it as a dog's name. The dog (a sentient being) won't usually care what it's called because all it can do is eat and shit, and occasionally philosophize. But that's beside the point. "Kadufie" is inarguably the best name you could grant a dog.
There was also a toy dog in Matchstick Men where Nick Cage's character stored all his money and his gun. This is called going "full circle" because I have reintroduced an earlier topic. It is an effective way to end a blog entry.
I got by through copious amounts of strawberry ice cream, unhealthy tooth-breaking junk food, self-pity and two Ridley Scott movies: Blade Runner + Matchstick Men. (My teeth still ache from the junk food binge.) What a day. (Alison Lohman is 20+ years old??? Holy craps. She looks pre-menstrual. Makes me want to see White Oleander again.)
Hector came in today with a Chocolate Mousse cake from Red Ribbon, which was a four-day late response to my insatiable craving to said cake last Monday during Sci10. (RV and I got by with cheapy imitations from Matcha Green Tea.) Said cake = mmmmmmm. (There goes the last of my diet.) Diabetes here I come.
Today I'm wearing black because it's our Six Characters Report day! I'm including my minipaper here because it gave me nosebleed to write about it so I want everyone else's noses to bleed too. It's good to bleed. I'm reminded of the song "Bleed For Me" by Saliva which is Track 3 of the Daredevil album. Mmm, good times. In the olden times when people were stupider and condoms were made of sheep intestine, they cured people of exotic diseases by bleeding them out. Which eventually killed them because they didn't know any better.
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Online text of Pirandello's Six Characters in Search of an Author
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The best part about this is I made all this fit in a single page. Sylfaen, font size 11, absolutely no margins or spacing. "Kadufie" is a made-up name. Although one can probably use it as a dog's name. The dog (a sentient being) won't usually care what it's called because all it can do is eat and shit, and occasionally philosophize. But that's beside the point. "Kadufie" is inarguably the best name you could grant a dog.
There was also a toy dog in Matchstick Men where Nick Cage's character stored all his money and his gun. This is called going "full circle" because I have reintroduced an earlier topic. It is an effective way to end a blog entry.